Poetry by Ynab

To Eat Or Not To Eat?

to eat or not to eat?

i have been up since 11.00pm

my tummy is empty

or it pretends to be so

thinking of the snacks can be so tempty

but i can't get up and out to pursue them because

without a cause

my mum will be upset

and after a while it will flare

apart from that, don't dare

imagine how big i'll get

if i live without a pear.

Tummy grumbles

rumbles

come on tummy, take me through the night.

so i don't revoke my membership by mere sight.

I gotta be strong

otherwise everything will go wrong.

I get up  from bed,

food

oh man!

what a spread!

wait, mum please decide for me...

or else i won't or will eat.

doesn't make sense, does it?