Parrish To Derek

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<Parrish>

are they okay? lydia sounded weird and i think stiles was stuck in something

<Derek>

lydia's a bit sensitive. as is stiles, but he only sounded constrained because he rolled himself up in a sheet and fell off a bed

<Parrish>

oh. well in that case

<Derek>

are you a merman?

<Parrish>

am i a what?

<Derek>

because everyone on those lists is a supernatural and you're on one
they're all guessing what you are. well, they being stiles and lydia and im assuming the rest

<Parrish>

im not a merman. no.

<Derek>

what are you?

<Parrish>

i have no idea what you're talking about

<Derek>

*dramatic sigh* *heavy inhale* LIAR

<Parrish>

*exasperated exhale* *dramatic eyeroll* BITE ME

<Derek>

oh my god if only you knew how ironic that was

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