<Red>
yo dorkathon wanna be my valentine
<Stiles>
alas, my boyfriend has returned, sorry lyd. i'll be your platonic valentine doe
<Red>
aight. i just want candy tbh or them cookies ur bitch ass makes cos them shits are like crack
anyways
hows der bear
<Stiles>
he alright. bein kinda cray tho.
an my phone is being weird.
<Red>
ye? how so?
<Stiles>
idk hes just off. i think hes not telling me something
<Red>
i meant ur phone, asswad
<Stiles>
oh its just like freezing in flappy bird
<Red>
wots ur hs?
<Stiles>
23, bitch
<Red>
hah! mine's 58 MOFOOOOO
<Stiles>
U BITCH HOW????????????
<Red>
redhead POWER, biyotch!
<Stiles>
gah!
<Red>
heh das rite i'm queen
<Red>
stiles?
<Red>
allooo, dorkathon?
<Stiles>
ye sorry, just got a weird voicemail from ryann sayin she being stalked by a big ass wolf
<Red>
how long ago?
<Stiles>
my phone was being weird, she left it five minutes ago and i just now got it. she said she was gonna break into my house an hide from it but she aint here
<Red>
oooh das bad
<Red>
stiles?
<Red>
stilinskabitch. come in, stilinskabitch
<Stiles>
uh, imma hafta ttyl, red
<Red>
peace out, girlscout
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FanfictionJust a little bit of Sterek Or maybe a lot of Sterek Okay who am I kidding the whole fic is Sterek fluff. Except for the Scisaac, Which is also very fluffy. All in all, this is just a very homosexual, Teen Wolf piece of cotton candy for you to shove...
