The Rebel Slam 4: CLYDE

The Rebel Slam Special Interview Season II Part 2

The Rebel Slam Special Interview
Season II
Part 2

(College Edition with University's Editor-in-chief, Riyel Rodrigo, and Features Editor, Sean Navarro)

Riyel: Hello, Readers! We're here again for the interview with The Rebel Slam band. How's life, guys?

Sean: 'Told you, they prefer Rebels, Riyel.

Riyel: Whatever.

Grendle: Fine. Do we need to do this? I need to review.
Aser: Okay naman. Kahit kailangang magseryoso paminsan-minsan. Kasama ba sa curriculum ng university na i-stress ang mga estudyante?
Kyle: Yeah. It's fine.
Clyde: Heto, gano'n pa rin. Ang pagkakaiba lang ngayon, mas dumami ang fans ko. Hi to all beautiful girls out there! (Kaway sa camera) Lalo na sa'yo, Nhica Marae Concepcion! Hart hart 
Mackey: 'Wag na tayong magpaligoy-ligoy pa. Start this interview kundi malalagot kayo sa 'kin.
Clyde: Mainit na naman ang ulo mo, 'tol?
Mackey: I told you, I hate interviews.

Riyel: Okay, let's start with your studies. Kamusta ang pag-aaral ninyo?

Grendle: Fine. It's challenging. Kahit na nakakatamad magmemorize ng isang buong aklat.
Aser: Kailangang pagbutihin. Kahit na nga ba sumosobra na ang ibang prof. Pwede bang bumati? Binabati ko nga pala si Krizhia my loves at--
Sean: Singkwenta isang bati in the middle of the interview.
Aser: Ah... Pwedeng tumawad?
Sean: Sige, libre na si Krizhia. The rest, isandaan ang multa.
Aser: Whaat?? =____=
Sean: How about you Kyle? How's your study?
Kyle: Same old.
Clyde: 'Same old' what, 'tol? Nasa Alice wonderland ka na naman ba?
Kyle: Same old-- nakakaantok silang lahat pasukan.
Clyde: Ahh...(tango) Don't worry, be happy, 'tol! 'Di ka nag-iisa.
Kyle: As far as I know, hindi ka naman pumapasok sa mga subjects-- ump!
Clyde: (tinakpan ng bibig ni Kyle) 'Tol, 'wag mo naman akong ibuko baka marinig, este mabasa pala, ito ni Nhica Marae.
Mackey: Ako naman, asar talaga ako sa curriculum ng university na ito. Hindi ko na-credits ang mga pinaghirapan kong grades sa ilang subjects ko sa Baguio! Magwewelga ako bukas!

Riyel: Sean, ikaw na ang magtanong ng susunod.

Sean: Everyone knew that Mackey is the newest member of the band. So this question is for you, Mackey. Paano ka nakasabay sa galing ng mga bandmates mo? Nahirapan ka ba?

Mackey: Nahirapan? Wala sa bokabolaryo ko iyon, dude! Magaling na talaga ako kaya hindi ko na-feel iyan. Bwahahaha!
Grendle: Mackey has a gift in playing piano.
Aser: True. Actually, he won piano competition when he was eight.
Kyle: Gifted child kasi siya.
Clyde: In short, abnormal. Mwahaha!
Mackey: (Pinektusan si Clyde) Kidding aside, they're all excellent on playing their own instruments. Dyahe naman kung hindi ko rin gagalingan. Fortunately, nag-jive naman ang mga music namin into one amazing song... Hayan! Sinagot ko na kayo ng matino. Pwede na ba akong umeskapo?
Riyel: Not yet. Meron pang--
Mackey: Meron pa?!? Suntukan na lang!
Riyel: -_____- (Sigh)

Riyel: Let's talk abot your love life. I heard rumors that recently your lead guitarist, Kyle Albarda, had his official girlfriend. Can you, guys, tell us about your girlfriends or special someone, if you have no girlfriend?
Sean: Kung wala pang girlfriend ulit si Clyde, dalawa pa ang aabangan ng ating mga girl readers slash Rebel fans out there.

Grendle: Donita, my girlfriend. She's very sweet and caring. Bagay sa kanya ang course niyang Nursing. Kahit may pagka-bossy. But that's good for me. Napapakilos niya ako at walang boring na moment kapag kasama ko siya. I love you, girlfriend! I'll see you after this. 
Aser: Ehem. Mic test... Hi, Krizhia my loves! She's very pretty, mabait na bata, relihiyosa din-- hindi lang halata. He-he-he. Pis! Mas astig pa siya sa akin, I admit that. Bossy rin minsan. But that flaws of hers, ang nakakapagpainog ng mundo ko. Krizhia...(sings Your Song by Parokya ni Edgar)... my one and only, one and only you. 'Love you! Rock on.
Kyle: Jazmine, kahit hindi ako magsalita dito. Alam mo na iyon.
Sean: That's it, Kyle? I think you should say more. Like, Jazmine is pretty, witty, funny--
Kyle: Sinabi ko bang banggitin mo ang pangalan ng girlfriend ko? 

Besides, she's not pretty, she's gorgeous. She's not witty, but intelligent and smart. Not funny 'cause I never find her and her words stupid and irritating. I don't want to tell you about her because your whole magazine is not enough to fill everything I love about her.
Clyde: 'Tol, gusto mong tubig? Mahaba ang sinabi mong iyon, ah!
Mackey: Wow, dude! So deep, 'di ko ma-reach!
Aser: Naks! Praise Jazmine. Hallelujah!
Grendle: Hinga muna, Kyle. Hinihingal ka na, eh.
Kyle: Tss... Whatever.
Clyde: Ako naman! Ako naman! Wala akong girlfriend ngayon. Pero may pinopormahan ako. Hey you there Nhica Marae Concepcion! Wala lang... Jeez! Nahihiya akong mag-speech!
Sean: Bago yata 'yan sa'yo, Clyde. Come on. Don't be shy. Kahit sinabi ni Nhica na ako ang type niya. Go--
Clyde: Gusto mong umuwi ng may black eye, Sean? Shuddap, 'pre. Anyway, isa lang ang masasabi ko... Ehem... 'Susungkitin mga bit'win para lang makahiling na sana'y maging akin puso mo at damdamin... (Erik Santos Song. 'Forgot the title. Peace!)
Mackey: (Bulong kay Kyle) Basted na naman 'yan mamaya. Sintunado eh.
Kyle: Hmm. (Tango)
Mackey: As for me, wala pa akong girlfriend, I mean 'serious girlfriend'. At wala akong balak pumasok sa isang seryosong relasyon. Nakakasira ng utak iyon. Baka lalong wala akong maisagot sa calculus!
Grendle: Sus! Sabi mo lang iyan.
Aser: Tulak ng bibig, kabig ng dibdib.
Kyle: Push mo 'yan. (Hikab)
Clyde: Kumopya ka na lang , 'tol. Gamitin mo ang kagwapuhan ko.

Riyel: Last question!
Sean: Bago pa makatulog si Kyle.
Riyel: Aside from joining battle of the bands na lagi ninyong napapanalunan, at sa mga gigs, may balak ba kayong mag-move sa next level ng inyong carreer? Like having a manager and start recording.

Grendle: There are offers. But not now.
Aser: Yeah. We have to concentrate more on our girlfriends, este studies.
Kyle: (Thumbs up sabay hikab)
Clyde: Studies first. Kapag naging summa cum laude na ako, saka kami sasabak sa ganyan.
Mackey. Para mo na ring sinabing imposibleng makapag-record tayo ng sarili nating album, dude!

Clyde: Hehehe... ^_^v

Riyel: Okay! Wrap it up, guys--
Sean: Rebels.
Riyel: Whatever. I'm so thankful na walang nakatulog, nag-walk out o nakasapak dito sa set. Thank you, Rebels! Any parting words?

Grendle: 'Have to go. (sabay alis)
Aser: See you later, Krizhia! I love you!
Clyde: Hi to all my fans out there! Lalo na sa inyo, ladies! O Nhica Marae, 'wag kang magseselos, ha? Nagpapabati talaga sila. I miss you! Dadalawin kita d'yan mamaya. Huwag mo akong tataguan, ha? Sabay tayong umuwi! Mag-date na rin tayo! Sa bahay niyo ako magdi-dinner, ha? Kyle, batiin mo si Jazmine, dali! Double date tayo mamaya!
Kyle: Ayoko. (Tayo sabay alis)
Mackey: Let's go, dude! Walang kwenta ang 'tong interview na ito!
Riyel: Hey! What did you say?!
Mackey: Totoo naman, ah!
Riyel: Aba't--
Sean: Alright! 'Till next time readers! Have a nice weekdays!