Adopted (By One Direction)

something important and somethings that might make you laugh.

HHHHAAAYYYY GGUUUYYYYSSS.

Well um i couldnt put the picture there on the side it was sapposed to be a pic of the symbol but i couldnt put it on if someone knows how please comment it. And im not sure if the play is gonna go on because only 4 people auditioned :(.  but oh well. And i have a few things to tell you that are probably funny to you.

ok so i was talking wiht my mom and this is the conversation

me- Ok contestant answer these questions.

Mom- Reise what the fuck r u doin.

me- JUST ANSWER THE QEUSTIONS WOMAN.

mom- whatever.

me-who is your faverite in one direction?

mom- Harry

me- Why?

mom- he is hot

me-MOM Ew you just ruined the defenition of hot for me.

mom- want me to say something else

me-sure?

mom- he is SEXY

me-EEEEWWWWWW mom he is 19. but he did date someone 15 years older than him you do have a chnce then u could fix me up with Louis.

my step dad that is in the room looks at us weirdly.

me- so mom why do u think Harry is... um sexy

mom-I read dark and that made him really sexy.

me-EEWW MOM U READ DARK HOW???

mom- that one day when you left your galaxy tab turned on i looked through your books and seen it and read it. Why were you reading it.

me- um (looks around) My freind told me what parts to skip.

mom- oh ok.

That actually happened.!!!!!!

today i was at school and this 9 year old was talking about 1d and i talked to her

me-so who is your favorite.

9yearold- Louis he is so hot.

me-...............LOUIS S MINE BACK UP SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

9yearold-No he is mine i know more about him.

me- oh really what boxers does he wear?

9yo-Ew y do u know that.

me- i have 2 know my future husbands boxers its manditory.

9yo- my least favorite is niall.

me- dont tell my freind that or she will kick u. Why is he your leasst favorite.

9yo- He plays with himself

me- WTF UR ( YEARS OLD HOW DO U KNOW WAT THAT MEANS .

she shrugs her shoulders.

me-WTF.

I walk away.

at lunch.

ok me and my freinds Shayna, Cole(Cole is gay), Donyea, and katie and kabrea.

so me and my friends were talking but Cole was being qiuet. Then he just randomly pokes my cheek. I look at him and he just smiles

me-Wtf.

Cole-HAHA .

he pokes my cheek again. so i poke his cheek. then my freind Shayna was getting ready to show us this picture of a emo guy shirtless cuz we think emo dudes are hot. well Cole leans over 2 see and Donyea goes

donyea-R U GAY.

she was like y u trying to look and at the same time Cole and Shayna yell-YYYEEESSSS.

me-DId u not know that???

Donyea-no i didnt.

well thats all. all this actually happened. Ill update soon hopefully luv ya sexy beasts