Adopted by the Akatsuki 34

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evil meanie Pein blew up my chicken army-he was just pissed because it was my army and not his-and then just walked away. As if on cue, the moment he walked out of the room my chicken army came back to life-there was just one problem-Itachi decided to walk into the room. Lets just say in weasel vs chickens the chickens won. Madara walked in and just stared. Itachi was loosing to the chickens-hey, it was 1ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chickens vs Itachi.

Madara set my chicken army on fire. My chicken army went bye-bye. Deidera tried to cheer me up by saying that we wouldn't have to go to KFC for a few years now. Stupid blondie made me cry.

Three days later i buried my chicken army-or more accuratly i freed all the protitues Hidan had kidnapped and wrapped up my chicken arm in his sheets-and Hidan spent around a week chasing down all the prostitues. I think a couple dozen were able to get away but I didn't know how many exactly.

i am out of ideas, sorry, but i will try uploading more often.

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