Hello my good people. It was brought to my attention that someone said that the last chap wasn't as funny as before. Yeah, I know...I'm sorry guys, I'm really trying. It's just...School's starting, and I have volleyball try-outs soon and I'm really stressed about it. And stress is NOT good for the body. Look:
Stress = More stress = Jumping off of a cliff = No more stories...):
Get the pic? Kay. So please be easy, yeah? I'm sorry if it isn't funny anymore (For like the millionth time.) but I do hope that the endings are holding the story up a little.
So, for a treat, you guys wanna have script?(: ...No? Oh, okay. I just thought-
TessaGems: We DO you idiot.
Me: Oh...Okay...Oh look, Ian's at his house unpacking with Avery!
ChongLies: WHERE?!
Thepigs: Yeah, I don't see them!
*I pass binoculars to all of you*
HungarianChick: ...Prepared much?
Me: N-o...You should've seen me when I was stalking Steven!
LactoseFire: ...You were stalking a stalker? How is that even POSSIBLE?!
Me: It's possible. TRUST me.
Typhannie: Should I be worried?
Me: Yes.
Ian: *Looks at us, and widens his eyes* Oh shit Avery! It's the stalkers!
Avery *Everyone applaud. It's Avery's big entrance*: What stalkers?
Ian: The one I was TELLING you about!
Avery: ...You're scared of a bunch of girls?! Man up Ian!
MellisaVictorian: Yeah! Man up!
Thepigs: Why am I even here?
Me: Cuz you love Ian.
ChongLies: ...So, lemme get this straight...You dragged us at ten at night to stalk someone hot?
Me: ...Weren't you listening? I gave you a pamphlet about it...
TessaGems: Uhh...I threw it away.
Me: Thanks Tess! Love you too! (She's not this mean in real life!! I promise, she's like nice as a little puppy!)
Ian: See? *Points to me* That one's the craziest one!
Me: *Looks behind me, but nobody's there.* Me?
Avery: Ian you jerk! They're so cute!
Ian: Pfft! Avery! Who's side are you on?! Mine, or the crazy stalker people?
Avery: CRAZY STALKER PEOPLE!
Sister76: HA!
HungarianChick: ...Can we go home now? I'm tired of stalking.
Sister76: Yeah.
Me: Stop agreeing with her!
LactoseFire: Yeah!
Sister76: She just agreed to you!
Me: It's okay when she agrees to me. I'm cool like that.
Ian: Can you take this somwhere else?
All of us: NO!
MellisaVictorian: I'm going home! I am sick and tired!
Typhannie: Of what?
MellisaVictorian: No, I'm literally sick and I'm tired!
Ian: THANK GOD!
All of us: *Slowly walks away from the house, staring creepily at Ian and smiling* Until next time, Ian. Next time... ...(:
I tried! Until next time, friends! *sobs* Byeee!(For now)
-XxdontmesswithmexX
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Princess and the Pea? No no, it's JERK and the Pea
Teen FictionAvery June, meet Ian Corlett; Your prince. Now, don't mistake him for a REAL prince, Avery. He'll just throw you under the bus. Literally. He'll leave you in the rain. Literally. He'll also make your life miserable. Literally. Yes, Avery June. Meet...
