my dads an assasin, gee, you picked a great job dad!

my dads an assasin, gee, you picked a great job dad! 13

"i do not owe you another monkey." the guy said.

"it wasn't just a monkey! it was my Bullwhip Flail monkey! and you owe me a new one!" i yelled.

"you're being immature. do no mourn for the loss of weapon." he told me, then walked off.

i set off in search a few Bullwhip Flail monkey. i didn't find one. but i found a Chainsaw Dung Throwing Monkey! needles to say the guy was freaking pissed at me for destryoing a few things with the Chainsaw Dung Throwing Monkey.

"Hey, its my new weapon," i protested.

the guy muttered something in Latin that i didn't catch.

"isn't finding new weapons a good thing?" i hollored after him.

he cursed me in Sweedish.

"for an assasin you sure are mean!" i yelled in Chelsovakian.

he yelled at me in Korean.

we yelled in forgein languages back and forth until some freaky Egyptian lady that looked like Madan Zeronie-idk if i spelled that right- from Holes showed up.

apparently she and the guy who was calling himself Jerry as of now were supposed to kill some guy....Jerry swore and said that they were stuck bringing me along.

the Egytian lady shrugged and said that i might be able to help them.

"i am Chione." she said.

"well i am the Nile's neice." i said.

her name meant daughter of the Nile in Egyptian.

"this one has a sense of humor." said the daughter of the Nile.

"we should use code names...." muttered Jerry.

"i get dibs on Sakmet!" i yelled-Sakmet, the goddes of destrution.

"this one has a sense of humor." Chione smiled.

"he is Nuit!" i yelled. (the Egytian God of nothingness)

"He certainly feels nothing." Agreed Chione.

"Even the Nile's daughter agree's with me!" i cried. "so, how are we catching the guy?"

"we're using you as bait."

"for the God of Notingness you sure are mean."

Chione laughed a my comment.