How to Drive A Vampire Completely Insane. (Watty Awards 2011)(Book 1)

Don't you want me baby?

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"You were working as a waitress

In a cocktail bar

When I met you

I picked you out

I shook you up

And turned you around

Turned you into someone new!" I shook my butt as hard as I could when I finished my verse and then pointed to Billie who was standing next to me on the coffee table in Ben's living room.

She grinned and started doing the Egyptian with her arms while singing the next verse,

"Now five years later on

You’ve got the world at your feet

Success has been so easy for you

But don't forget

It's me who put you where you are now

And I can put you back down too!"

We both took a deep breath and started singing, well more like yelling, the chorus while dancing like noodles on crack,

"Don't, don't you want me

You know I can't believe it

When I hear that you won't see me

Don't, don't you want me

You know I don't believe you

When you say that you don't need me

It's much too late to find

You think you've changed your mind

You'd better change it back

Or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me, baby?

Don't you want me, oh

Don't you want me, baby?

Don't you want me, oh!"

Ben sat on his couch laughing his head off at our performance, tears streaming down his face and he was holding his sides as though they would bust apart. He pointed up at us and managed to get out the words, "That... *laughs* was so fucking *coughs from laughing so hard* hilarious!"

Billie and I bowed low, so low that we both toppled off the table and on top of Ben.

"SHEESH! You need to get better furniture!" I griped at Ben, pushing myself off his lap and situating myself next to him. I glanced at Billie who was noticeably silent and realized, to my great shock, she was blushing and not blaming Ben like we normally would.

By jove! I think she likes him! Billie and Ben, sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes... (I humped the air) then comes... (I grabbed my crouch and pulled a Michael Jackson)...then comes fanged babies in a baby, (out loud I said, "cummmm onnnaah" just like the king of pop would)...carriage!

I realized at this time that the room was completely silent and Billie and Ben were both staring at me, Ben looking confused and Billie just blushed redder because she knew very well what I meant.