"I'm as straight as the pole a pole dancer danced on... It's bent because she did stuff."
"iudex, iudicis... You dick is."
"Straight out of Compton... How about straight out of Condom?"
"Ego sum puer. Quis est hic?"
"Caecilius latrat et salit ad Metellam. And from that day forward, Caecilius slept at the foot of their bed with the dog."
"Friday? More like find me some rye day!"
*singing and dancing to Luka Luka Night Fever in the shower* "ダメダメ- OH MY FRICK!" *nearly slips and grabs shower curtain*
"Senpai notice me!"
"Let me become one with you senpai!"
"I'll kill everyone who goes near you, senpai!"
"I'm watching you senpai~!"
"SENPAI, NOTICE ME YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-" *censored for five minutes*
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS~!" *air guitar solo*
"I wonder... If we were to put neutrinos on something like steroids, could they possible go at the speed of light without losing their mass?"
To be continued...
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Book of Random Rubbish
RandomSo basically, I jumped onto the bandwagon of writing a book of various stuff. Not really rants because it takes a truckload of effort to anger me. I'll try to make an effort to make it educational to some degree. So enjoy my dear readers!
