AN: I found this inside my Fix Me folder. It was supposed to be an extra chapter; just a glimpse inside Heejun's brain. This is very short.
Scenario: He was being ambush-interviewed by a reporter.
Pairings: PhilJess (hints) and Heejun x Reader Insert (You can imagine yourself as the reporter)
Warning: No offense to the other AI Idols. I am channeling Heejun's mind here and you know that almost everything he says is a joke.
*I don't own American Idol; no need to sue.
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Question (Q): Where are you?
Heejun's Answer (HA): Why do you want to know?
Q: Must you answer a question with a question?
HA: Oh. Was I supposed to answer your question?
Q: How can you describe the people in Korea?
HA: Korean.
Q: Who is your favorite Idol?
HA: Pee Pee.
Q: Idol Crush?
HA: Colton Dixon. It used to be Deandre Brackensick.
Q: Would you date a fan?
HA: Yes, but the fan must be a she.
Q: I'll drop one name of an Idol and you have to say a word that comes to your mind.
HA: Okay.
Q: Erika Van Pelt.
HA: Bitch.
Q: Skylar Laine.
HA: Bitchier.
Q: Elise Testone.
HA: Bitchiest.
Q: Colton Dixon.
HA: My Bitch.
Q: Deandre Brackensick.
HA: Noodles.
Q: Joshua Ledet.
HA: Chocolate.
Q: Hollie Cavanagh
HA: White chocolate.
Q: Racist.
HA: Says who?
Q: Jeremy Rosado.
HA: Jessica's Bitch.
Q: Eben Franckewitz
HA: Jessica's Bitcher.
Q: Jessica Sanchez
HA: PP's girl.
Q: Heejun Han.
HA: PP's boy.
Q: Phillip Phillips
HA: Derp face.
Q: Should I publish this?
HA: Should you?
Q: You're infuriating.
HA: I know.
Q: Why am I interviewing you again?
HA: I'm asking myself the same question.
Q: You're making me lose my job.
HA: You're making me want you to lose your job.
Q: Argh. I give up. Bye.
HA: See you in hell.
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