Adopted By The Idiots On My Doorstep(One Direction Adoption Fanfic) *COMPLETED*

Maya's Writing

A/N:  So these are all the poems that Harry read last chapter.  Again, these may make me sound emo, goth, and/or bullied but I'm not.  Enjoy!

I Tried

I tried to write a happy poem

I tried, I tried, I failed

I tried to think of unicorns

And princess fairytales

I tried to think of rainbows

And little, tiny sprites

But all that I could think of

Were ghosts and spooky nights

I tried to think of flowers,

With insects buzzing by

But the only word inside my head

Was DIE, DIE, DIE

So, I tried to write a happy poem

I tried, I tried, I failed

So all you happy people

Can go and whine and wail

Nobody

I am a nobody

You are a nobody

Nobody knows

about us

We sit

We stare

We wait

Without a care

For I am a nobody

You are a nobody

And nobody knows

About us

My Friend

There are some things

You need to hear

Before you're my friend

First off, I'm queer

I"m zany, messed

really, really loud

I like anything with sugar

And I'm the vainest girl around

Don't even get me started 

on 1D, they rock

Get used to that too, because, I've heard

I talk about them quite alot

I also like carrots

Well, not really, but anyway

I like Kevin the Pidgeon

and I'd like to go to England to stay

I've always wanted to skydive

And try Nandos food

It's a Mexcian resteraunt

And I've heard it's quite good

I HATE bacon, sausage, and cheese

And although his songs are actually good

I'm not a die-hard fan of JB

So if you've read this

Without running away on fright

Please, sit down

As I turn out the light