HEY!!!! So, I'm not sure if I used any 1D songs from the TMH album but if I did, IGNORE THEM!!!! PRETEND THAT THEY'RE SONGS FROM UAN!!!! We're going to pretend that the TMH album hasn't come out yet and their on break after the UAN tour, kay? Kay. Thanks for understanding!!!! Read on!!!
NORMAL POV
I leave the guys gawking over the game room and walk back to the bedroom. I get another idea for a song, so I grab more blank sheet music and the guitar. (All credit goes to Carrie Underwood!!)
Before He Cheats
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
and he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...
Oh, and he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No... not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.
"How do you do that?" Harry asks. I turn around to see all the boys looking at me. "What?" I ask. "You know, spit out an amazing song in, like, 10 minutes?!?" Dad says, waving his arms to exaggerate. "I'm a writer by nature, and songs are just poems put to music?" I say, more as a question then an answer. The boys all look at each other, then back at me with creepy smiles on their faces. Before they even open their mouths I say, "Alright." "How did you know we wanted your help writing songs for our second album?" Zayn says with a confused look on his face. "I didn't. Like I've said many times, higher evolutionary trait," I smirk. "Evil," Zayn mutters. "I know. Now do you guys want me to help, or.." I trail off. "YES!!!" they all scream. "Cool. When do we start?"
LIAM'S POV
"Cool. When do we start?" Maya asks. "Well, considering our break ends in about a week and you go back to school in about a week, we should start now," I say. "Thank you Uncle LiLi. Wait, SCHOOL?!?!?!" Maya says. "To the music room!" she yells and jumps on the back of the person nearest to her. Which happens to be me. "C'mon!!! Onward my noble steed!!!" she yells latching herself onto me. "Maya, you do know we have to go down at least 1, maybe 2, ladders to get to the house?" Niall asks. "Fine. I'll walk you lasy butts," she grumbles and slides off my back. "C'mon!!" she yells from the living room. "I'm not getting any younger here!!" We all follow her into the house. "WAIT!!" she yells halting everyone. "BREAKFAST FIRST!!!! MY AWESOME WRITING SKILLS SECOND!!!" She makes a mad dash for the kitchen, Niall close on her heals. "I'm scared to go in there," Zayn says. "Who knows what they could do to food?" We all cautiously creep into the kitchen to find Niall flinging stuff onto the counter and Maya throwing that suff into a blender. "Kay Uncle Ni. That's enough," she says then puts the cover to the blender on and presses puree. The mixture starts rotating and mixing until it is, surprisingly, orange. "Here ya go Maya," Niall says handing Maya 2 glasses. She takes them and fills them to the top with the, um, smoothie, I guess. "Salute!!" Maya says holding her glass up. We all give her a weird look. "It's an Italian thing," she explains. "It means, like, cheers." Her and Niall start chugging their smoothies and finish in record time. "I'm scared to ask, but what are in those?" I say looking at the concoction warily. "Um, banana, orange, strawberries, mango, orange sherbert, chocolate chips, orange juice, and pineapple," Maya says surveying the ingredients on the counter. "It's actually really good," Niall says, reaching for seconds. "You guys eat, I'm going to go get ready. Peace," Maya says and walks upstairs. "This actually isn't that bad," Lou says eating some of the smoothie. "But it'd taste better with carrots." Louis, Louis, Louis. What are we going to do with you?
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