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Adopted By The Idiots On My Doorstep(One Direction Adoption Fanfic) *COMPLETED*

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HEY!!!!  So, I'm not sure if I used any 1D songs from the TMH album but if I did, IGNORE THEM!!!!  PRETEND THAT THEY'RE SONGS FROM UAN!!!!  We're going to pretend that the TMH album hasn't come out yet and their on break after the UAN tour, kay?  Kay.  Thanks for understanding!!!!  Read on!!!

NORMAL POV

I leave the guys gawking over the game room and walk back to the bedroom.  I get another idea for a song, so I grab more blank sheet music and the guitar.  (All credit goes to Carrie Underwood!!)  

Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

and she's probably getting frisky...

right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink

'cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,

showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side

of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some

white-trash version of Shania karaoke.

Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"

and he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing on

3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...

Oh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side

of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats,

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,

'cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No... not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side

of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.

"How do you do that?" Harry asks.  I turn around to see all the boys looking at me.  "What?" I ask.  "You know, spit out an amazing song in, like, 10 minutes?!?" Dad says, waving his arms to exaggerate.  "I'm a writer by nature, and songs are just poems put to music?" I say, more as a question then an answer.  The boys all look at each other, then back at me with creepy smiles on their faces.  Before they even open their mouths I say, "Alright."  "How did you know we wanted your help writing songs for our second album?" Zayn says with a confused look on his face.  "I didn't.  Like I've said many times, higher evolutionary trait," I smirk.  "Evil," Zayn mutters.  "I know.  Now do you guys want me to help, or.." I trail off. "YES!!!" they all scream.  "Cool.  When do we start?"  

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