Just Panic. No Gay Person Here *giggles nervously*

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I was trying to explain to my mother today why I want to look like Revenge Gee.

I was like "He looked like a girl! He was so hot!-"

Then mom looked at me weird then I remembered what I JUST SAID.

"Oh- I um- I- I mean he looked like a dude! He was so hot!"

Yeah.....
I have um...
Awkward gay panic moments in front of my family.

I make a lot of closet jokes.

Sometimes I walk into my grandparents walk in closet.

Then they're like "get out of the closet!"

And I'm like "NO! I'VE BEEN HERE MY WHOLE LIFE, I LOVE THE CLOSET!"

So yeah.

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