Is Cameron.
I hate it with every fiber of my being. It's so fucking ugly.
My mom was like "Oh WelL I wAntEd tO nAmE yoU sOmethInG gEndEr-NutErAl sO iF yOu AppLiEd FoR a JoB, tHeY wOulDnt bE SexIsT aND nOt gIvE iT tO yoU juST becAuSe yoU're a GiRl"
Like Mom....
Is it 1953?
Like eeewwww it's such a fuck boy name.
You COULDN'T HAVE NAMED ME CHARLES THEN OR SOMETHING??YOU HAD TO GO WITH UGLY ASS FUCK BOY CAMERON??
She almost named me Bailey.
That's better than fucking cAmeRon.All my friends have such pretty names😭
Then here is I, RoBin or CameRoN.I just go by my middle name now because Cameron is so fucking awful...
Like, she couldn't have done Carmen then? I think my dad wanted it to start with a C or something.
May as well just have named me Calvin💀 CHARLIE, WHY DID YOU NOT NAME ME CHARLIE?
ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY ON A BOY ORRR GIRL, DAMNIT WHY NOT CHARLIE😭😭😭 it's so pretty.
But no.
I'm stuck with fucking CamEroN. May as well call me Ron.
Like Ron Weasley.
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