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Wilbur: My bad, It's a knee jerk response.
Tubbo, holding Ranboo's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???
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Ranboo: Your smile? It makes my day.
Tubbo: Your happiness? I live for that.
Tommy: A room? Get one.
Techno: Hotel? Trivago.
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Tubbo: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
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Techno: I want a trip down memory lane.
Ranboo: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Techno's lap*
Ranboo: I heard you needed these? .
Techno: YES! ALL OF THEM!
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Wilbur: Alright Techno, Tubbo. Let's go over this one more time.
Wilbur: If something breaks?
Techno: We try to fix it before Philza gets home.
Wilbur: If it doesn't work?
Tubbo: We blame Tommy.
Tommy: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Philza: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Tubbo: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Tubbo: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride
. Philza: Actually Tubbo, it's salt.
Tubbo: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Philza: Uh Tubbo, that would be salt.
Philza: *takes salt packer from Tubbo* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
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Tommy, texting Techno: Any plans for tonight?
Techno: No.
Tommy: Loser.
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Tubbo: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Ranboo: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Techno: I don't hate you. I hate everyone. Wilbur: The feeling is mutual.
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Ranboo: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Wilbur, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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Techno: I got an idea!
