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Tubbo: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Ranboo: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Ranboo, right after Tubbo leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Ranboo: Tubbo, you've tried 37 times and you've failed every time. Give it a break.
Tubbo: DO I HEAR "FIRST TRY PART 38?"
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Tubbo: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Ranboo: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Tubbo: Are we fighting or flirting?
Ranboo: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Tubbo: Your point?
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Ranboo: Look, last night was a mistake.
Tubbo: A sexy mistake.
Ranboo: No, just a regular mistake.
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Tubbo: Dom or sub?
Ranboo: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Ranboo: I have feelings for you.
Tubbo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Ranboo: When surrendering, Tubbo is to hand the sword over HILT first.
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Ranboo: Oh no, that's terrible!
Tubbo: Did they win?
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Tubbo: Stop doing that.
Ranboo: Stop doing what?
Tubbo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Ranboo: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Tubbo, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Ranboo: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
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Tubbo: Ranboo, what do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
Ranboo: ...People?
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Tubbo: That was so hot, Ranboo.
Ranboo: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Tubbo: I'm so in love with you.
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Tubbo: Heh, Ranboo sneezes like a girl.
Ranboo: How about I pound you like boy?
Ranboo: That didn't come out right.
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Ranboo: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Tubbo: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Ranboo: Stop.
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Ranboo: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Tubbo: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Tubbo: I don't cook I don't clean-
Ranboo: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Ranboo & Tubbo: .....
Ranboo & Tubbo: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
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Tubbo: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Ranboo: No... well, their slowness.
Tubbo: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Tubbo: Now I have a plan.
Tubbo: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
