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Techno: Did you have to stab them?
Tubbo: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Techno: What did they say?
Tubbo: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Techno: That's fair.
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Ranboo: I dare you-
Tommy: Wilbur is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Ranboo: Why not?
Wilbur: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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Wilbur, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Ranboo, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
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Tommy: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Tubbo: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
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Ranboo: What is wrong with you?
Techno: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Wilbur: You know, you were right.
Tommy: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.
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Tommy: I regret nothing!!!
Ranboo: I regret everything!!!
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Techno: You can do it Tommy!
Techno: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.
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Tubbo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Ranboo: Aren't you forgetting something?
Tubbo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Ranboo's forehead before running out.*
Ranboo: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Ranboo, texting: Tommy, will you please go to sleep?
Tommy, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Ranboo, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Ranboo, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' to sleep soon?
Tommy, texting: I'm trying
Ranboo, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Ranboo, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :)
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Tommy: You're smiling. What happened?
Techno: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Wilbur: Tubbo tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Ranboo: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Tubbo: Ranboo, that's gay.
Ranboo: We've been dating for 2 years-
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Wilbur: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Tubbo: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Ranboo: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Tommy: And you just ran away?!
Tubbo: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Techno: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Tommy.
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Techno: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Wilbur: How petty can you get?
Techno: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
