MHA oneshots x male!reader

Crackheads 2.0

Bakusquad!! This was a request from one of you readers! I couldn't find your user name but I hope you enjoy this! Sorry it took so long!

Bakugou: if you clean a shower, you're your showers shower.

Denki: Dude, stfu it's THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Kirishima: Was the orange named orange because the orange was orange or because the color orange came from the orange?

Sero: Did you just say orange 6 times ina row an it actually make sense?

Mina: HOW TF DID THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?

Denki: .....

Bakugou: A single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly.

Denki: How do you know that?!

Sero: Dude wtf

Kirishima: bakubro, are you okay?

Mina: no, no, he makes a compelling argument.

Denki: Wtf is wrong with you guys?!

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Denki: Mina, do you think if I sneezed in a pool, would it have the same affect of my quirk like it would you when you're on your period?

Mina: .......

Bakugou: That's a stupid question it would- ..... ...... ....

Kirishima: ....bro..

Sero: ......well now I gotta know.

*Mina, Denki, Bakugou, Kirishima and Sero at a table while Mina is standing at a white bored trying to figure this out*

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*Kirishima barges into Bakugou's dorm where the squad is*

Kirishima: GUYS! GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. I FOUND STRAWBERRY MILK!

The Bakusquad: ????

Kirishima: HIPPO MILK IS PINK! THEREFORE, IT'S STRAWBERRY MILK!!

The Bakusquad (except Bakugou): .....fair point.

Bakugou: *evil laughter as he pick up his phone and calls someone* HEY SHIT NERD. TURNS OUT THERE IS STRAWBERRY MILK. WHAT'S YOUR DADS EXCUSE NOW?!

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*Bakugou alone in his dorm with pixie stick*: *smells them* OH HOLY FUCKING Shit THAT IS DEKU I'M HONNA FUCK YOUR DAD HOLY FUCKING SHIT SUGAR PLUM FIRES OWWWWWW!!!

Deku: WHAT DID MY DAD DO?!