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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Cyfrin: I would like to introduce you all to my brother--
Ancano: Your brother is a dog.
Cyfrin: Well, that's rude, you're not exactly the prettiest person yourself.
Brelyna: No, Cyfrin, your brother is literally a dog!
Cyfrin: Brelyna...
Garmir: ...Your friends are mean.
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