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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Iizstrunlok, talking about Paarthurnax, Tornirzul, Durnehviir, and Peytagthul: There are big dragons, small dragons, barely-there-at-all dragons, and annoying little lizards who steal cheese from the villagers.
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