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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Jauffre: Where have you been?
Martin: We are no longer allowed to dine at the taverns, so we had to go out of town.
Drat: They should not have said 'all you can eat' if they do not mean it.
Martin: Drat…you ate a chair.
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