Cracker-Barrel: Nobody knows about my knife stick. It’s a knife tied to the end of a stick, and it’s the ultimate weapon!
Dagoth-Ur, not even looking at him: Spear.
Cracker-Barrel: Shut uP CASUAL--
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
HumorExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
