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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Jauffre: Drat, where is all this money coming from?
Drat: Drat is earning money honestly. She has sold herself for entertainment.
Jauffre: *chokes* I'm sorry whAT!?
Martin: SHE MEANS THE ARENA, SHE SIGNED UP FOR THE ARENA--
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