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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Harolf: Thinking about women would require me to take my mind off the next bounty I have to turn in, the next drink I'm going to order, and the next fight I'm going to start.
Elborne: Thinking about women honestly seems like a healthier lifestyle.
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