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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Draugr in Norse mythology: Hah! You cannot kill me with your simple weapons! I see your armors and blades are not enchanted, you will fall easy prey!
Draugr in Skyrim: Ouch! Ow! He's hitting me with a stick! AAAAAAAAGGHH-- *dies*
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