Delphine: Someone's been stealing books from Sky Haven Temple and we can't seem to find out who. The security precautions have proved useless against them.
*Somewhere else in the temple*
Moira, with an armload of books: *accidentally sets off another trap* Hopefully, my dumb luck will hold out--
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
HumorExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
