Alduin: I learned some very valuable lessons from all this.
Paarthurnax: I am guessing they are all horrible distortions of what you should have actually learned.
Alduin: Death is not real, and I am basically a god.
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
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Alduin: I learned some very valuable lessons from all this.
Paarthurnax: I am guessing they are all horrible distortions of what you should have actually learned.
Alduin: Death is not real, and I am basically a god.