Husani: Our friendship is a recipe for trouble
Tulashurr: And the secret ingredient, is crime.
*They fist bump*
Solitude Guard: Your faces are both on wanted posters-- what do you mean 'secret'??
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
HumorExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
