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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Drat: Drat was once removed from a chapel for knowing the Eleventh Commandment.
Martin: That... could be because there's only Ten.
Drat: What?? Drat was lied to!?
Martin: Why? What did you think the Eleventh Commandment was?
Drat: "Snitches get stitches or end up in ditches"?
Martin: WHAT--
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