Whiterun Guard: Hit or miss. Dragons still exist, huh? You die a Hold Guard and nobody will miss ya!
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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)
HumorExtremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...
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Whiterun Guard: Hit or miss. Dragons still exist, huh? You die a Hold Guard and nobody will miss ya!