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TES V: Skyrim Incorrect Quotes (AU)

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Extremely stupid incorrect quote book for my insane TES AU and it's plentiful variations. NOW WITH 15% MORE OBLIVION! (Drat the Cat's IQ Score) Also there may be some Morrowind idk, watch out for Cracker-Barrel the Argonian stick-wielder. There will...

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Cyfrin: After lengthy hours of study, I've created a new School of Restoration spell. I call it Healing Kiss. Who wants to help me test it?
Brelyna: ...I'm gonna have to pass.
Osmund: Pass.
J'zargo: Hard pass.
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