" The mansion, cue in the Christmas theme played on the saxophone".
Daren watched as his fire spirits moved his tree in place, he was wearing a red, white and green tux and a bowtie with small lights on it.
Daren- Okay, a little to the left, a little more.....perfect.
His spirits gave a thumbs up as they put the tree in the corner of the main living room.......WHICH WAS EXTREMELY TALL, 3 floors tall to be exact.
Daren-..........perfect.
?- HOLY HELL.
Daren looked over to the others walking in, dressed in Christmas clothing.
Velvet- 0-0 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IT INSIDE.
"Flashback".
Daren- "holding sledgehammer" OKAY BOYS, START SMASHING.
"Present".
Daren-........magic.
Charlie- Ooo, so this is a Christmas tree.
Daren- Yeah, have you never celebrated.
Charlie-.....well, no, my dad was never a big fan of it due to.....you know.
Blitz- It's the day gods little shit was born.
Moxxie- SIR.
Charlie- Well, without using that language, yeah, I only ever heard of the holiday a couple years ago.
Cherri- So you've never gone sledding and broken a bone before.
Crymini- Never had hot coco or candy canes.
Velvet- Never got to dress up in christmasy outfits.
Blitzer- Never heard the Christmas songs or watched the movies.
Angel- Never gotten a naughty present.
" BONK".
Vaggie- "holding horny bat" Never even had a kiss under mistletoe.
Charlie- No, none of it.
Daren- "GASPS".
He then proceeds to make a cup of tea, then drop the cup.
Daren- OKAY, IT IS OUR JOBS THIS YEAR TO TEACH CHARLIE ABOUT CHRISTMAS, FIRST UP, how the fuck do we get the star on top of the tree.
Kiki- Why don't you just use your wings an-
Angel then grabbed the star and ran to the every edge of the room.
Angel- Don't worry, I got it.
He ran at the tree at blinding speed as everyone screamed.
Cherri- ANGIE, DON'T.
Angel leaped onto the couch and springboarded onto the tree.
Angel- See, it's fine.
" SNAP, CCCCCCCRRRREEEEAAAAKKK".
Angel- Ooooooooohhhhhh shit.
Daren- RRRRRUUUUUNNNN.
Everyone ran towards the hallway, only for the tree to fall on top of them, daren poked his head out to see everyone stuck either in or under the tree.
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Fanfiction" Help wanted: join I.m.p and kill humans for money", that's how daren the demon decided to join blitz and his gang of imp misfits, with the exception of the cute hellhound loona. Join him through his journey through hell to find love, fun and fuck...
