" Help wanted: join I.m.p and kill humans for money", that's how daren the demon decided to join blitz and his gang of imp misfits, with the exception of the cute hellhound loona. Join him through his journey through hell to find love, fun and fuck...
Our story starts with a demon in a red tux and bowtie,
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Was walking through hell as he's almost hit by a car. Demon- WATCH IT ASSHOLE. Daren- YEAH YEAH, SCREW YOU TOO. I walk down the streets of imp city, home of the imps and homeless demons. Daren- "sigh" 2 months and I still can't find a job, what the he- Just then I pass by a electronic store as a commercial plays on the TV displayed at the window, a red imp with white patches appears.
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?- HI THERE, im blitz, the o is silent, founder and creater of I.M.P, with our access to the human world, you pay us and we'll kill anyone who screwed you over while you were alive. Then a jingle starts to play.
♩" If you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long, call the immediate murder professionals. Handgreande or cyanide, we'll make look like suicide, the immediate murder professionals. We-do-our-job-so-well, cause-we-come-straight-up-from-hell. We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife, the immmmeddddiiiaattteee mmmmuuuurrrdddeerr professional- "UUGGHHH" It then shows them shooting a kid. ♩" KIDS DIE FOR FFFFRRRREEEEEEE"♩. Blitz- now hiring. I swear when he said that, angels were singing. Daren- I.M.P, here I come.
"I.m.p"
I walk over to a door and open it, I enter a normal office like place, all there was was a eel tank and a resepsionests desk, at it was a female hellhound texting on her phone.
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Daren- hello, is this i.m.p. The girl looks up and looks me up and down. ?- BLITZ, WE GOT A CUSTOMER. Just then the imp from the commercial runs out, stopping right in front of me. Blitz- HI THERE, THE NAMES BLITZ. Daren- oh, I'm not a customer, I'm looking for a job. Blitzs eyes then go wide and sparkle. Blitz- YOUR HIRED. Daren- Just like that?. Blitz- it's only me, moxx, millie and loona. Loona- sup. Daren- sup. Blitz then grabs a megaphone out of nowhere. Blitz- M-N-M, GET IN HERE, WE GOT A NEW EMPLOYEE. Two imps then walk in, one was a female imp in all black, with a massive overbite and black hair,
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the other was a imp with white hair, black and white stripped horns, and wearing a suit.
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Millie- Howdy, I'm millie, and this cutie right here is my husband moxxie. Moxxie- greetings, I'm moxxie, and you are. Daren- names daren. Blitz- so, what the fuck can you do. Daren- I'm skilled at most guns, hand to hand combat and can repair cars. Blitz- A MECHANIC, FINALLY, our van is getting a bit rusty. Loona- A BIT. She opens a window to reveal a black van that read "I.M.P" on the sides, the hood was stuck open, a tire was flat and it was smoking.....not from the exhaust. Blitz- oh come on, it's not that bad. BOOM. The engine in the van explodes. Blitz-.................how long will it take. Daren- what's the company budget. Moxxie- three nickels and some chewing gum. Blitz- NOT TRUE, we also have 4 rubber bands. Daren- "sigh" I may have some spare parts that I could be willing to part with. Blitz- OH THANK YOU. Daren- So, when do I start. Blitz- now, so come on in, we have a meeting to do.
