Helluva guy.

Chapter 3- Murder family.

Daren- and this is the the office.
Via- whoa.
Recently, via applied for a job at I.m.p, blitz gave her second-in-command on phones.
Daren- okay, now here is the emergency lights, if they e-
Just then a light flashes, it read "deranged client".
Daren- "sigh" via, stay with the others, I have some business to take care of.
I walk away and enter blitzs office to find him cowering under a purple female demon with white hair and glasses.

Daren- you called boss.
Blitz- YES, I....was just telling ms Mayberry here how you were now in charge of accepting her case.
With that, he runs out of the room, I look over to see the woman, angry.
Daren- so, how can I help you.
Ms may- "sigh" it all started when I was alive, long story short, husband cheated on me and I killed him, killed myself due to overwhelming guilt of having done it while my class watched, I almost got that bitch, but she survived.
I then notice her angry being replaced with sadness.
Daren- I know this may be weird, but do you want a hug.
She looks over and tears up.
Ms m- Y-Y-Y-YYYYYYEEESSSS.
She starts bailing her eyes out as I hug her, patting her back.
Ms m- I g-gave him everything, m-my love, m-my heart, m-my damn life, and he, he just threw it away, 7 years, gone.
Daren- sshhhh, I know what it's like to be betrayed, how do you think I got sent down here.
She pulls away, wiping her eyes.
Daren- you don't decerve to be down here.
Ms m- thank you, I'm glad not all demons are assholes.
Daren- we'll kill that bitch, guaranteed.
Ms m- thank you.
We walk out.
Daren- HEY GUYS.
Moxxie, who was doing target practice, fired his crossbow and the arrow ricocheted everywhere until I caught it 5 inches from Ms Mayberry's face.
Daren- meet our newest client.
Then, cause of the arrow, the eels spill out and the office catches fire.
Blitz- DAMMIT MOXXIE, I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS.
I grab the fire extinguisher and put it out.
Blitz- well miss may, you can stay here and watch the execution if you like.
Ms m- I would love too.
Blitz- meet my daughter loona and octavia, our receptionists.
Via- call me via.
Blitz- loonie, please tell me that MOXXIE DIDN'T BURN OUR FANCY BOOK.
Loona- you mean, our only way to the other side, yeah, got it right here.
She pulls out the grimware, the book that allows travel to the living world.
Blitz- and that's why your my favourite loonie, you get a tweat now.
He pulls out a dog treat.
Loona- ew, stop it.
Blitz then flips the treat and grabs it with his tongue as it extends like a frog.
Loona- YOUR SO GROSS.
Via- preach.
Loona then opens the portal.
Blitz- ah, stop it, I get enough of that from my therapist, NOW LET'S GO LICK SOME ASS.
Millie- the expression is, kick some ass b.
Blitz- eh, mines better.
Daren- be back in time for pizza.
Moxxie- aw fuck.
We exit out of the portal as it closes, we were standing in front of a house in the woods, I put on my combat mask and tap the lenses and my ear piece.
Daren- loona, via, may, you read and see us.
Loona- loud and clear, I'm gonna make popcorn.
We head towards the house, I poke my head up the see a family sitting down for dinner.
Blitz- may, that her.
Ms m- THAT'S THE BITCH.
Blitz- oh this is too easy, Moxxie, you want this one.
Moxx- ME.
Blitz- yeah, it's easy enough for ya, just a happy mother that just got out of the hospital.
Moxxie pauses.
Blitz- SNOOZE, YA LOSE MOXX.
He pulls out a sniper and aims.
Blitz- and I got ya bitch.
Moxx- WAIT, are we really killing a FAMILY.
Blitz- no, just the whore mother, we're ruining a family.
Moxx- wait, just hold on-
He pushes the gun up, making blitz miss the shoot.
Martha- WHAT WAS THAT RALPHIE.
Ralph- I Don know....but what ever it is......their GONNA BE TOMMORW NIGHTS DINNER.
Martha- ALRIGHT KIDS, GUNS OUT.
I watch as the whole family pulls out shotguns.
Daren- MOXX WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, SHE RUINED MS MAYBERRYS FAMILY.
Moxx- "long, weird whez" I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, THEY LOOKED SO WHOLESOME, I PANICKED.
Blitz- SHE'S A CHEATING WHORE, WHO CARES IF THE FAMILY IS WHOLESOME.
BANG.
A hole appears in the wall as I clutch my arm, the shoot had hit me and blitz, blitz much worse.
Blitz- A NEW HOLE, SCATTER.
We run in different directions, I jump into a vent into the house.
Ms m- WHEN I SEE THAT MOXXIE GUY, HE'S DEAD.
Daren- not if I get to him fi- AHHHH.
I fall and land in a room of the house.
Daren- I can't see, maybe ther-
I find and flip the light switch......and immediately regret it.
Via- oh-my-dear-christ.
Ms m- I never- , she was-
Loona- "gagging noises"
Inside the room, was skinned human flesh, nailed to the walls like trophies, the table and the chair in the room were entirely made out of human skin.
Daren- " GGGGGGGGAAAAAGGGGGSSSSS" UGH, holy shit, their cannibals.
Ms m- my.........husband.......fucked........a cannibal.
Daren- Okay, I'm ou-
" WHAM"
Then everything goes dark.

"Meanwhile, 3rd person pov"

Blitz was running through the forest, dodging shotgun blasts, after a few minutes he ducks behind a tree, breathing heavily when he hears rustling.
He covers his mouth as he listens to martha pass.
Martha- I know your hurtin little devil, I can make that pain go away, just let mama Martha PUT A BULLET IN YOUR PRETTY LIDDLE SKULL.
Blitz sighs as she walks away when his phone goes off.
Blitz- "Whispering" stolas, this is a really not good time.
Stolas- aaww, when isn't it blitzy, now, about the grimware.
Blitz- what did you call me.
Stolas- my book blitzy, the one I need to do my job, that I have allowed you to use for yours.
Just then, blitz ducks, dodging a shotgun blast.
Martha- I CAN HEAR YOU DARLIN.
Blitz- shit.
Stolas- anywho, I have a propasision for you, favours for favours, doesn't that sound enticing.
Blitz- quit it with your fancy rich people talk, I'm trying not to get fucked in my a here.
"BANG"
A blast goes off, blowing a hole in the tree right next to blitz.
Blitz- SHIT.
stolas- then let me keep it simple, every month, on the full moon, you return my book for a night of......passionate fornication, aaaaannnnddd you get to keep it the rest of the time, sound good my little im-p.
Blitz- FINE, WHATEVER.
Stolas- oh blitz, km so excited, I can't wait to feel your slimy c#&$ inside of my #&$-
Just then, blitz was slammed against the tree with the butt of a shotgun.
Martha- so, your a little devil huh, come ta drag me and ma kin ta hell, well, NOT TADAY SATAN, GONNA SEND YA BACK WHERE YA CAME FROM.

"????, daren pov"

?- DAREN.
Daren- AHH.
I wake up to find via and the others looking over me.
Ms m- You okay.
Daren- I'm so sorry, we messed this whole thing up.
Ms m- no, it was moxxie, you have no part in it.
Daren- what happened.
Via- the kids knocked you out, so we came to rescue you.
Ms m- those little brats put up a helluva fight, but we knocked them out, we shipped them to a foster home.
Daren- yeah, like that'll work.
We walk out as I hold my wound.
Via- LOOK.
Then we watch as smoke rises into the air.
Daren- THE OTHERS.
We run over as we reach a clearing, we find the cannibal family had caught and tied up the others and was planning to set them on fire.
Martha- see ya in hell, demons.
She lights them on fire.......for it to do absolutely nothing.
Blitz- yeah, see that doesn't work on us, but I could fake it if that gets your #$&# hard.
Martha- oh, shit, THEN I'LL JUST SHOOT YA IN YOUR SMARTASS MOUTH.
Blitz- that would be more effective.
Moxxie/millie- BLITZ.
She raises the gun......BANG.
Blitz-.........huh.
They look over to see Martha without her head and Mayberry holding a sniper.
Ms m- SO WORTH 250$.
Daren- HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND ON THE FUCKIN GROUND.
Ralph drops his gun and gets on the ground.
Daren- via, do it.
Via grabs Ralph and forces him to look at her eyes.
Via- look into my eyes you monster.
Ralph screams as his whole body turns to stone, via then kicks it over, shattering it.
Blitz- THANK SATAN, DAREN YOUR GETTING A RAISE.
I untie them.
Moxxie- im sorry everyone, this will never happen again.
Daren- okay, but you pay for the job instead of Mayberry.
Moxx- "sigh" I guess that's fair.
Loona- now let's head back.
Moxx- WAIT, what about the kids.
Daren- sent them to a foster home.
Moxx- your one of the good ones.

"I.m.p".

Blitz- TO DAREN, THE HERO TODAY.
Everyone- TO DAREN.
Daren- HAHA, this is the life, I love you guys.
Via/loona/ms m- "in heads" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
Daren- so Mayberry, what's up for you now.
Ms m- I don't know, I've been so focused on trying to kill that bitch I never thought of the next step.
Daren- Why not join us, you seem like you could be useful.
Ms m- hmm, why not.
Blitz- YEAH, I HAVE A SUCCESSFUL COMPANY.
Daren- company yes, successful......ify.
We all laugh as we stuff our faces with cake until we pass out.
Daren- this really is one HELLUVA life.