Helluva guy.

Chapter 11- C.H.E.R.U.B.S.

The camera pans in to show a golden gate sitting on some clouds, then it opens and a angel appears.

?-well howdy, I'm cletus, welcome ta heaven, you musta done somethin good ta get here, and good people decerve to give loved one special blessins
" cherubs theme"
A/n- just cause I can't find a good place in the song to introduce them, these are the two other cherubs.

Collin-🎵does it make you want to cry🎵.
Keenie- 🎵when your loved one has to die🎵.
Cletus- 🎵 does it hurt you through and through🎵.
C/c/k-🎵 when your face is turning blue🎵.
Collin- 🎵well luckly for you🎵.
Keenie- 🎵there's something we can do🎵.
Cletus-🎵we can help keep them alive🎵.
C/c/k- 🎵 so you can watch em thrive, cause here at C.H.E-R.U.B 🎵.
Collin- 🎵 we'll keep your honey bun from dying, violently🎵.
C/c/k- 🎵 cause here at C.H.E-R.U.B 🎵.
Keenie🎵 yeah, we never even ask a fee🎵.
Cletus- 🎵 because good people spread the love🎵.
Keenie- 🎵 and we're here for all above🎵.
Collin- 🎵we'll do the paperwork for you🎵.
Cletus-🎵 and the heavy lifting too🎵.
C/c/k-🎵 so sit right back and let us bless a soul, for you, OH we, are the C.H.E.R.U-
BANG.
The TV playing the commercial blows up to reveal the imp group fuckin around in the meeting room, blitz was doing target practice on tvs.
Millie- NICE ONE B.
Cherri- HAHAHAHAH, TAKE THAT ANGELS.
Blitz- give me another one moxx.
Moxxie lifts a new TV onto the stand, he turns it on to the 666 news.
Cherri- OH PLEASE, I HATE TOM TRENCH.
Blitz- no-
I glare at him while I play coop fnf with loona on our phones.
Daren- are you sure about that, he said he wanted to nail my girlfriends hotspot.
Blitz-..............."shoots tv".
Millie- WOO, YOUR ON ROLL SIR.
Just then the building started shaking.
Loona- you guys feel that.
Then our wall mounted intercom buzzs.
Verosika- HELLSHAKE, EVERYONE UNDER DESKS.
I hear everyone in her studio panic.
Moxxie- that's a thing.
Millie- ALRIGHT, DON'T PANIC MOXXIE.
Moxxie- I'm not, because hellshakes aren't real.
Loona- STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL FATTY.
She slaps him into the window wall as into bursts and a man wearing a green and black jumpsuit with robotic tentacles climbs in.
?- do not be afraid.
Blitz- please tell me you have that insurance thing.
Millie- who are you an dwhat do you want.
Cherri- " holding quad launcher" yeah, before I unload a shit ton of rockets at you.
Then Mayberry, via and verosika and her posse pop in.
Via- WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS WAS THAT.
?- I AM LOOPTY GOOPTY, dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish.
Daren- " fuckin snort".
Loona- you could've just used the door dude.
Loopty- I am eccentric and therfore must do eccentric ssshhhiiitt.
Blitz sniffs the air and recoils.
Blitz- this old fuck recks of the living world, did you just die.
Loopty- Yyyyeeessss, moments ago, which is what brought me hhhheerrreee.
Loona- just sayin, the front door would've worked just fi-
Loopty- SHUT UP DEAR FURRY-
I grab him by the neck and squeeze.
Verosika- oh ho ho, you fucked up big time old timer.
Daren- Let me educate you, down here, I'm what's called a overlord, a very, VERY, powerful demon, and you just insulted one of my girlfriends, so-
I summon one of my mandibles and put it to his neck.
Daren- Don't disrespect her,me or any of my family members or I'll slice you in half.
Loopty opened his mouth to scream, but was too scared to.
Daren- next time, I WILL continue.
I drop him as he shakes in fear.
Loopty- I-i-i-i a-a-apologize, my dear friends.
He starts to go on about why he want the guy dead, but I talk to the others instead.
Daren- hey cherri, have you heard from velvet recently.
Cherri- no, why.
Daren- she was supposed to call me last night, I'm sorta worried.
Verosika- don't worry, she'll be fine, she's velvet for Satan sakes.
Blitz- ALRIGHT EVERYONE, LET'S GO KILL THIS RICH GUY.
Daren- WAIT, al taught me a new trick.
I zap the imps and a blinding blue aura surrounds them, when it receds, standing where the imps used to be we're-