Helluva guy.

Chapter 8- spring broken.

It was a normal day in hell for imp, blitz was driving everyone to work, due to my car having to be cleaned because the microwave at the hotel broke and angel thought of cooking his ungodly food on top of my engine, causing it to get gunked up.
Blitz- I LOVE THIS SONG.
He screams in excitement as a song comes on the radio.
Via/loona- Nooooooo.
Before he could sing, I turn off the radio.
Blitz- HEY.
Daren- yeah, no to that, you sing worse than a cat drowning in bleach.
Moxxie- "FUCKIN SNORT"
We pull into the parking lot and just as we're about to park, someone takes our spot, causing blitz to slam on the brakes.
Blitz- HOLY SHIT " BEEP"
The van pulls to a stop and we read the license plate, it read "suck4life".
Blitz- Oh, you suck for life do ya.
He pops out of the window and pulls out a megaphone.
Blitz- LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK SLUT, YOU HAVE 3 GODDAMN SECONDS TO GET YOUR TITS OUT OF MY PARKING SPACE.
Then a woman steps out of the car, she had pink skin, wore fur around her neck, had a white dress and black thigh high heels.

Blitz- Oh SHIT, verosika.
Verosika- "blows a bubble with bubblegum and pops it" blitzo.
Blitz- I should have known you'd be here, I can smell fish for miles, which is weird because the nearest pier is-
He falls out of the van on his face and gets back up.
Blitz- THREE RINGS DOWN.
Daren- Oh shit.
Verosika- and I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.
I stick my head out the window.
Daren- GODDAMN, YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN BLITZ.
Blitz- BE QUIET DAREN.
Verosika- Wait, Daren, the daren, the same one who defeated sir pentious like it was nothing, LORD HELLFIRE.
Blitz- Yes, NOW MOVE YOUR CAR.
Verosika- sorry blitzo, I'm gonna need this spot for a week due to my business I'm dealing with here for spring break.
Blitz- A WEEK, no no no, you are not parking here for a fuckin week.
Verosika- aw, you mad blitzo, you gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal my car and-
Blitz/verosika- run three rings to wrath and max out your/my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons.
Blitz- GODDAMMIT WHORE YOU WILL NO-
BAM.
I slap him into the side of the van.
Daren- YOU DID WHAT?!.
Blitz- IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
Daren- YOU STOLE HER CAR.
Blitz- SHE HAS 20.
Daren- LEFT HER AS SHE WAS SLEEPING.
Blitz- SHE'S A WHORE.
Daren- STOLE HER CREDIT CARD?!.
Blitz- I JUST WANT OUR PARKING SPACE.
Verosika- Choke on a sandpaper cock.
Daren- I'm with her.
I walk over to her.
Daren- sorry bout blitz, I'm hellfire, but call me daren.
Verosika- charmed, verosika, very happy to be meeting you.
Daren- same here.
Verosika- hey, wanna join us for lunch, your girlfriend can join.
Daren- How do you know I have a girlfriend.
Verosika- honey, I'm a succubus, love is my business.
Daren- COME ON LOONA, WE GOT LUNCH WITH VEROSIKA.
Loona- HOLY SHIT.
She runs over, her tail going crazy.
Loona- Imloonanicetomeetyousorryaboutblitz-
Daren- breath Loona.
Verosika- nice to meet you Loona.
Blitz- HEY BITCH, GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER AND YOU BETTER MOVE THAT PUSSY WAGON OR IL-
Just then a muscular hellhound walks up behind him, growling.