this one goes out to my fellow beans
also hello, i'm still not dead
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- D.A.M.N boys -
{damien}
- absolutely surviving for all four minutes. people get discouraged just by watching him
- he's more than satisfied with himself, doesn't even acknowledge how his ankles are throbbing
- so focused on dancing that he doesn't realize that he's heating up, so you gotta smack his arm as a reminder so he doesn't roast everyone alive
- very humble bragging 🙄
- "you guys couldn't keep up? guess i didn't notice while i was absolutely killing it back there.."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{huxley}
- survives, but not because he's good at dancing
- literally bumps anyone within a three feet radius off the dance floor. there will be a paid healer on-site
- he's got spirit though
- can and will drag you to the dance floor even if he doesn't know what he's doing
- "c'mon, get up! you're dancing with me!"
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{lasko}
- poor man never stood a chance
- less than a minute in, you had to swoop in to save him from getting trampled over
- just so incredibly overstimulated by the time you manage to get him off of the dance floor
- hunched over in a chair, basically gasping for air while he chugs a bottle of water
- "never- *huff* make me- *huff huff* do that- *huff* eVER AGAIN."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{gavin}
- survives, and looks good doing it
- he's been with his fair share of latino folk, so he knows a thing or two about dancing
- you lose pace because you're too busy staring at how his hips move
- god knew gavin would be too powerful if he spoke spanish
- "careful, deviant. you should focus your gaze elsewhere based on that look on your face."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{caelum}
- not surviving, and he's taking the entire dance floor with him
- no one can see him, so his tiny spot looks empty
- once people start tripping over him, they start tripping others
- no one will be standing when the song ends, and caelum will just be confused
- "everyone kept stepping on me and it kinda hurt- hey, why is everyone on the floor?"
- the shaw pack -
{david}
- probably doesn't survive the first time, but he learns from his mistakes for next time
- you will have to pull every pouty face puppy-dog eyes combo you can just to get him out on the dance floor with you the first couple times
- after enough time, he doesn't even do it for you anymore- he's out to claim his own glory over el payaso del rodeo
- big strong alpha got beef with the bean music
- "i can do it, you snot. now shut up and let me concentrate."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{asher}
- sure, he's a bumbling idiot most of the time, but he's surprisingly nimble on the dance floor
- he doesn't know how he's doing it either
- all you can do is watch in awe as he seemingly effortlessly glides with the crowd
- he's sweating buckets afterward though
- "babe! did ya see me out the- oof, yeah, maybe don't hug me right now."
- ʚ♡ɞ -
{milo}
- hot damn, he knows what he's doing
- he's having an absolute blast
- always somehow ends up in the middle at the end
- careful though, the abuelas are gonna start inviting him to dinner
- "sweetheart, i think i just got adopted by someone's aunt.."
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