an organized mess of redacted asmr

《 him as incorrect quotes 》

i love incorrect quote generators more than anything

also, fun fact: i totally wrote this in school. don't be like me, kids
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- D.A.M.N boys -

damien: this is a mistake.

freelancer, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about some day!

damien: but not today.

freelancer, still enthusiastically: oh, no. today's gonna be a mess.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

huxley: i've already sent the good vibes your way.. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them.

freelancer: this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

lasko: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.

freelancer: you and me!!!

lasko, tearing up: okay.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

gavin: if you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well i think that'd be a neat noise.

freelancer: i beg to differ

gavin: then Beg.

- the wolf pack -

angel: i want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

david: i wake up 4:30 a.m.

angel:

angel: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

babe: is something burning?

asher: just my love for you.

babe: asher, the toaster is on fire.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

milo: i was arrested for being too cool.

sweetheart: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

- the solaire clan -

vincent: lovely..

lovely: oh no, 'lovely' in b-flat.

lovely: you're disappointed.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

darlin': i learned some very valuable lessons from this.

sam: i'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.

darlin': death isn't real, and i'm basically god.

- the walkers -

*sunshine and elliott skipping stones on a lake*

sunshine: it's such a beautiful evening.

elliott, whispering: take that you fucking lake.