an organized mess of redacted asmr

《 incorrect quotes: back in action! 》

"stop using an incorrect quote generator and write an actual chapter!!!"

no. because it's easy. and i'm stupid.

also it's been 3 months since i updated. lmao oops
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- D.A.M.N boys -

{damien}

damien: i think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night

freelancer: all i drank was redbull!

damien: how many?

freelancer: eighteen.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{huxley}

huxley: you've got to learn to love yourself.

freelancer: but don't you hate yourself?

huxley: yeah, but this is about you. stay focused.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{lasko}

lasko: n... no!

freelancer: a fair rebuttal. however, consider this counterpoint: y... yes???

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{gavin}

gavin: you use humor to deflect your trauma

freelancer: aww, thanks-

gavin: that's not a good thing

freelancer: all i'm hearing is that you think i'm funny.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{group}

lasko: did you bring huxley?

gavin, gesturing to damien: no, but i brought the next best thing

lasko: damien? the next best thing would be freelancer

damien: i would be offended, but freelancer is freakishly strong.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{caelum}

caelum: everything will be okay. you can not stop it.

caelum: everything will be fine. you have no choice.

freelancer: what kind of pep talk is that?

caelum: ominous positivity.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

{another group lol}

caelum: if i say i love you, will you say it back?

gavin: yes

caelum: i love you

gavin: it back

*later*

freelancer: why is caelum crying face-down on the floor?

- the wolf pack -

{david}

angel: i'm sorry. please talk to me.

david:

angel: hello? world's most amazing person? sweet pea? precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

david: 'sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking m&ms.