an organized mess of redacted asmr

oh?

what's this? an actual chapter? like.. with WORDS? unheard of.

idk if this needs a tw, but i literally insert myself into this xD
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"absolutely not."

"oh, come on! it could be fun!"

"he's gotta point, boss."

"you stay out of this!"

"i will not hesitate to use the eyes."

"fuck, shit just got serious."

"will you both shut up?"

but the sudden sound of all three of their cellphones ringing ceased their arguments.

"hi, babe!"

"hey, sweetheart."

"..angel."
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*meanwhile, somewhere not-so far away*

"i don't know. seems odd, doesn't it?"

"this ain't the oddest thing we've seen. not in our lifetimes, anyways."

"guess you're right. we'd probably be able to sense it if it was off."

and then, their phones went off.

"what's up, lovely?"

"yes, darlin'?"
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"you two got the calls too?"

"yeah.. something about a book? could be worth checking out."

"see?! i told you! it'll be fun!"

"alright, alright! i stand corrected. happy?"

"hehe, very."

"..so what are we supposed to do?"

"i'll take it from here."

the group froze, looking around for the source of the voice.

"and who the fuck are you, exactly?"

"i am your omnipotent and all-powerful author.. lol kidding, i'm not actually 'all-mighty', i'm literally a 17 year old girl."

"..did you just say 'lol' out loud?"

"nevermind that, you said author?"

"yup.. watch this."

"whoa! that's literally what we just said!"

"yep. 'cause i just wrote it. anyways, i'll basically be taking care of.. everything. so there's no need to do anything other than be your usual charming selves."

"already on it."

"and i don't want this to go over 400 words, so ima cut this chapter off here. hope you enjoyed <3."

"..again, is no one gonna ask-"

- end -

anyways, surprise! the wolf pack and the solaire clan have joined the party!

i basically binged all of their audios and WOW, i am very much in love.

very excited to write for them!

see you then! <3