an organized mess of redacted asmr

《 incorrect quotes - group edition 》

i have no self-control, i'm sorry-
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- D.A.M.N boys -

lasko: what's something you guys are better than freelancer at?

huxley: mario kart.

damien: yeah, video games.

gavin: emotional vulnerability.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

lasko: nothing in life is free.

freelancer: love is free!

huxley: adventure is free.

damien: knowledge is free.

gavin: everything is free if you take it without paying.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

freelancer: favorite horror movie?

gavin: It

damien: Saw

gavin: Annabelle

lasko: High School Musical. after watching it, i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing and i'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

- the wolf pack -

store worker: would a mr. david shaw come to the front desk?

david, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem?

store worker, pointing: i believe they belong to you?

asher and milo, simultaneously: we got lost :(

david: i didn't even bring you guys here with me-

- ʚ♡ɞ -

asher: here's a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

david: asher, no.

milo: mistlefoe.

david: please stop encouraging him.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

asher: if milo and i were drowning, who would you save?

david: you two can't swim?

milo: it's a hypothetical question, david! who would you save?

david: my time and effort.

- the solaire clan -

lovely: is stabbing someone immoral?

vincent: not if they consent to it.

darlin': depends on who you're stabbing.

sam: YES?!?

- ʚ♡ɞ -

darlin': why are vincent and lovely sitting with their backs to each other?

sam: they had a fight.

darlin': then why are they holding hands?

sam: they get sad when they fight.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

lovely: vincent, i'm sad.

vincent: *holds out arms for a hug* it's going to be okay.

darlin': sam, i'm sad.

sam, nodding: mood.

- the walkers (ft. brachium) -

sunshine: if i accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would i be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

brachium: how am i supposed to know?

elliott: you say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

brachium: *sighs*

brachium: you wouldn't be trapped.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

sunshine: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, brachium?

brachium: ... no.

elliott: i do!

sunshine: i know, elliott.

elliott: i'm sad.

sunshine: i know, elliott.

- ʚ♡ɞ -

sunshine: while i'm gone, elliott, you're in charge.

elliott: yes!!!

sunshine, whispering: brachium, you're secretly in charge.

brachium: obviously.