Adopted By My favorite SNL actor and Marvel Actress

꧁ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟚𝟜꧂

You and Don are eating and then you see a unexpected guest and you get the best idea.
You walk over to scrIght and hug him.

Jessie: What are you doing here? I haven't seen you since L.A.

ScrIght: Well I bought VIP tickets and I thought about my bestfriend so I was wondering if you wanted to rap that song we did back in the orphanage?

Jessie: Oh you got that shit right. But no fair saying the N word. I know you're black and all but my daughter picks words up fast.

ScrIght: No promises Jess.

Jessie: Urgh I fucking hate you.

You grab a mic and walk on stage.

Jessie: Sorry to cut this break short but we have an unexpected guess and I thought it would be a good way to show what I did when I was younger so if you're 12 and under I apologize for the following lyrics.

The music starts to play.

[Jessie]

China bitch

[ScrIght]

Gang shit
Bitch
H-B-K-B-O-B y'all know the fuck we comin'

Can't take big dick but I suck on it
I ain't fucking with a pussy, gotta bump on it
Bad bitch put the pussy on me (on me)
Whip out my dick then I hump on it

[Jessie]

I'm a bad-ass bitch, whatchu lookin' at?
Imma throw that back like a Cadillac
I don't care how you throw it, Imma handle that
Imma break this bitch, dismantle that
Said I fuck it up what's next

[Scright]

Fucking on your bitch she a whole thot
And that bitch eat a lot
She fucked me and sucked me man, she a thot

[Jessie]

Yuh, let's have a sex talk
Give it to me good take them drawls off
He can hit it from the back take it all off
You ain't gotta go to work baby call-off
Hey! Yuh!

[Scright]

Turn this shit up, play this shit for your gang
Walk in the party and I clutched my thang
She throwin' her ass while I'm making it rain
You n**gas be flossing that shit for the fame

Fuck it up lil bitch just fuck it up
Suck it up lil bitch just suck it up
Fuck it up lil bitch just fuck it up
Suck it up lil bitch just suck it up

[Jessie]

Let's have a sex talk
Give it to me good take them drawls off
He can hit it from the back take it all off
You ain't gotta go to work baby call-off
Hey! Yuh!

Let's have a sex talk
Give it to me good take them drawls off
He can hit it from the back take it all off
You ain't gotta go to work baby call-off
Hey! Yuh!

Bad bitch taste like cherry kiwi
Real itty bitty and I'm mad pretty
Got all these men these bitches irri
Gave him the cat now he acting silly

He say I got that lil' yummy yum
I make it pop like some bubblegum
He eat it from the back to the front
I ride that dick til' his legs are numb

Let's have a sex talk
Give it to me good take them drawls off
He can hit it from the back take it all off
You ain't gotta go to work baby call-off
Hey! Yuh!

Let's have a sex talk
Give it to me good take them drawls off
He can hit it from the back take it all off
You ain't gotta go to work baby call-off
Hey! Yuh!

Bad bitch taste like cherry kiwi
Real big titties
(Muah)
Bad bitch taste like cherry kiwi
Real big titties
Yeah

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You hug ScrIght laughing while the crowd cheers.
You and Scright walk off stage and you see everyone's jaw dropped.

Jessie: What?

Demi: When you told me you knew ScrIght I thought you were joking.

Jessie: No. Where's Zendeya?

Zendeya: I'm right here. You ready for our duet?

Jessie: Duhhh. I think I'll do my duets before my singles.

Zendeya: Sure what song are we doing?

Jessie: I did a re-write on No guidance so that's what we're doing