4 weeks later you've been asked to host the Independent Spirit awards and you agree.
This is your outfit:
You walk on stage dancing.
Jessie: How's y'all night? Oh wait never mind I'll find out later.
You hear Scarlett and Colin yelling "wooo"
Jessie: *You notice Lizzie in the crowd* Is that Elizabeth Olsen staring at me? OMG DONT LOOK AT ME LIZZIE!!
The crowd laughs
Jessie: Everyone welcome to-
Scarlett: YO MAMA!!
Jessie: *laughs* Very funny mother. Everyone welcome to the Independent Spirit Awards. The person who was supposed to host this awards ceremony is currently at the Oscar Awards. Don't worry Aubrey I won't tell them you chose an Oscar over this.
The crowd laughs
Jessie: Oh wait... I just did. Now before we start My mother and Girlfriend decided that I should dance before we start.
Scarlett: IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!
Jessie: But tonight isn't about me and my mother's decisions.
Kylie: YOURE DANCING JESSIE MARIE!
Jessie: Oop- Looks like I'm singing everyone. Ok so I'm going to sing umbrella by Rihanna.
You see Rihanna looking at you.
Jessie: OMG RIHANNA DONT LOOK AT ME!! I look like a cow.
The crowd laughs again.
You take the your dress off and this is what your wearing now:
Tom Holland: You
Zendayah: KylieJessie: Well that was exhausting. Alright to announce the winner of the Independent Spirit awards is.. Jerry where's the envelope?
Jerry: Sorry...
Jerry gives you the envelope.
Jessie: The independent award goes to...
You open the envelope.
Jessie: ME! Nah I'm just playing... The award goes to... Damn Mama. THE AWARD GOES TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON!
Scarlett comes up on stage smiling and you hand her the award.
Scarlett: I am so great full that I won this award a-
Jessie: That's what she said.
The crowd laughs
Scarlett: I am also great full for my daughters and my husband for always supporting me whenever I need them.
Jessie: That's what she said.
Scarlett: Jessie Marie Jost Johansson get yo ass to the side and shut up.
Jessie: Alright.
You go to the side and hold your mic up to your mouth.
Scarlett: I'm thankful for my fans, my family, and The Russo brothers for giving me this chance.
Jessie: Mom hurry up.
Scarlett: And now my speech is done so my daughter can shut up.
Jessie: Thank you! Everyone there is a dinner buffet at Sheraton Fairplex Hotel and Conference center.
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Time skip to the next day. You are at school when you see everyone kid looking at you.
Jessie: Ok what is everyone's problem?
They all look away and a girl comes up to you.
??: Hey wanna go on a date with me?
Jessie: No thank you. I have a girlfriend.
??: I don't see her...
Kylie: *Jealous* Turn around.
?? Turns around
Kylie: Now you see her.
Kylie kisses you but you pull away quickly.
Jessie: Did you tell you mom about us?
Kylie: I did... I live with my dad now. I'm moving to New York next month.
Jessie: Ok. So that means I can do this.
You kiss Kylie hard and passionately.
Kylie: *whispers* I missed this...
Jessie: *put her forehead on Kylie's forehead* I missed you.
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Adopted By My favorite SNL actor and Marvel Actress
FanfictionIn this story you are adopted by Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost. You live in L.A at an orphanage.