Iida: I'm not wearing my glasses anymore. I've seen enough.
Tsuyu: but they make you look pretty.
Iida: I'm putting my glasses on again.
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Kaminari: I wanna live in your socks bro.
Kirishima: what the fuck bro?
Kaminari: so I can be with you every step of the way bro.
Kirishima: Bro.
Kaminari: don't cRy!!
Kirishima: that was too cute.
Kaminari: still no crying! *yeets at him and hugs him*
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Shigaraki: listen here pretty boy-
Dabi: why is pretty boy even an insult?!
Shigaraki: I'm-
Dabi: call me pretty boy again.
Shigaraki: .....
Dabi: Call me pretty boy again. I'm going to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen!
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Tsuyu's ex: *insults Tsuyu*
Momo: this is your funeral dude.
Iida: *runs at him*
Tsuyu's ex: shIt-
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Monoma: that's it I'm going to kill Shinso.
Tokoyami: okay imagine a world without him.
Monoma: *tearing up* why would you-
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Shoto: *walks into class 1a and sees the LOV* hey there demons it's me ya boi.
Class 1a: wtf-
The LOV: HELL YEAHHHHHH
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Iida: where's my holy water?
Dark: take some of mine. *hands it to him*
Iida: UwU
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Toga: friends murder each other all the time!
Natsuo: nO ThEy doNt-
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Rei: fuck Overhaul.
Hawks: I'm trying.
Rei: what?
Hawks: what-?
Overhaul: wHaT?!
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Mirio: my sexuality does not define me as a person.
Tamaki: *walks over* How are you-
Mirio: Gay. Gaaaaaayyyyy. Super duper gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gaaaaayyyyyy!
Tamaki: *goes red*
Nejire: •-•
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Tsuyu: your eyes are pretty!
Iida: thanks they don't work.
Tsuyu: *giggles*
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Iida: where are my glasses-?
Uraraka: *has his glasses on* Hi I'm Iida. *karate chopping the air*
Iida: ha ha ha. Give me that. *takes his glasses back*
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Mitsuki: *being badass and beating up Rei*
Masaru: That's my wife.
Inko: should we let her do this-?
Masaru: yes. We have already decided Shoto is our son in law-
Inko: they aren't even dating-
Masaru: true-
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Shoto: *smiles*
Katsuki: woah I didn't know Earth had two suns-
Shoto: whAt- O////O
Katsuki: nOtHiNg-
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Hawks: Baby bird I'm home-
Overhaul: *sat watching a dinosaur documentary with the chicks that Hawks brought home a few days ago*
Hawks: aww
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Mina: I dare you to kiss the next person that comes in the room.
Katsuki: I'm not-
Shoto: *walks in*
Katsuki: *gets up* rules are rules.
Kirishima: he wont-
Katsuki: *kisses Shoto's forehead and walks back over*
Shoto: *many levels of Gay panic*
Kaminari: you did it-
Katsuki: rules are rules.
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Dabi: beauty is in the eye of the beholder but if you dare say my siblings or any of the LOV aren't pretty I will be forced to correct your vision
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Tengai: Rappa made me feel things-
Chrono: what things?
Tengai: feelings.
Chrono: Rappa made you feel feelings-?
Tengai: yes.
Chrono: 'Gay'
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Momo: has anyone told you you're super annoying today?
Tsuyu: no-
Iida and Momo: Good I'm not in the mood to kill anyone
Tsuyu: *giggles*
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Overhaul: *falls down the stairs* guess I'll add Gravity to my list of enemies.
Hawks: *flies over as soon as he hears the noise of Overhaul falling down the stairs* baby bird!
Overhaul: I'm going to have bruises tomorrow-
Hawks: OvO okay then- *hugs him*
