Momo: I need an adult.
Mic: I'm and adult.
Momo: ..... I need another adult.
Mic: :'(
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Midnight: the word sleepy is so much cuter than the word tired.
Mic: *agreeing* Everyone should just say sleepy instead of tired.
Aizawa: *on his seventh coffee* I'm so sleepy of your shit.
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Shoto: I hate Endeavor.
Iida: hate is a strong word-
Endeavor: but you said you loved me yesterd-
Shoto: *putting on sunglasses* irrelevant. Peasants don't deserve my time.
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Therapist: on a scale of 1-10 describe your pain.
Shoto: Pi. A minimal but never ending number.
Therapist: what the fuck?!
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Store assistant: you can't do that-
Kirishima and Mina: oh-
Kaminari: actually we can. We have a permit
Store assistant: what-
Sero: *hands them a note*
The note: They can and they will. - Bakugo.
Kirishima and Mina: *continue.*
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Tokoyami: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Aoyama: I see we are bringing out the spring colours now.
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Shinso: are you a maths textbook?
Monoma: where is this going?
Shinso: because you have a lot of fucking problems.
Monoma: *sighs*
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Shoto and Shigaraki: *putting no effort into just dance*
Toga and Dabi: *putting so much effort in like their lives depend on it*
Twice: *stood watching this*
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Future guys: *appear in the past*
Future Bakugo: Guys my boyfriend is too tall what do I do?
Future Toga: punch I'm in to stomach and kiss him when he doubles over.
Future Tsuyu: get a stool.
Future Shigaraki: take his legs out from underneath him
Future Kaminari: beg him until he hugs you.
Future Mina: hug him like a Koala.
Future Shoto: do NOT do any of those things! Just ask your boyfriend ,who is right here, to bend down!
Shoto: I'm smart.
Natsuo: Toga please don't punch me.
Toga: no promises!
Shigaraki: *glances at Dabi*
Dabi: don't you dare kick my legs out from under me-
Shigaraki: -3-
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Martha and Tensei: *drinking champagne*
Iida: *drinking water*
Tsuyu: *drinking apple juice in a champagne glass*
Iida: why are you-
Tsuyu: I aM fAnCy!
Iida: *giggles*
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Aoyama: you bored?
Shinso: yeah.
Aoyama: want to start a random fight for no reason?
Shinso: I thought you'd never ask!
Tokoyami and Monoma: *facepalm*
Tokoyami: why do you like him?
Monoma: *shrugs* why do you like him-
Tokoyami: I dO nOt-
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Shoto: sometimes I get the urge to jump off a roof.
Therapist: uhhhh
Shoto: you know. For fun.
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Mic: new year new me.
Aizawa: new year same me.
Mic: why because you're perfect?
Aizawa: what- no. Because I'm too tired to change how I live my life.
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Aoyama: your so clingy.
Tokoyami: your in MY house. In MY bed and in MY clothes which you stole.
Aoyama: so?
Tokoyami: *facepalms*
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Mic: are you mad?
Aizawa: no.
All Might: so sharpening knives at 3pm is a hobby-?
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Mina: I don't think Denki is waterproof.
Kirishima: what-
Sero: she means he is drowning.
Kirishima: oh okay...... WAIT WHAT?!
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Deku: you're a little obsessed with yourself don't you think-
Monoma: well no one else was gonna volunteer.
Shinso: I wIlL vOlEnTEeR!
Monoma: O/////O
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