Meh: YaLl WAtCh-
Video Kidnapper: Why you crying? You scared?
Video Shoto: no someone heated up my soba-
V. Kidnapper: so you're not scared?
V. Shoto: why would I be scared you're rescuing me-
V. Kidnapper: rescuing you? No you have the wrong idea. I'm kidnapping you-
V. Shoto: sorry to correct you but I am very much awake.
Deku: oh my god is he stupid?
Iida: no.
V. Kidnapper: are you stupid?!
V. Shoto: where are we going?
V. Kidnapper: I'm taking you back to my house.
V. Shoto: good I'll nap there
V. Kidnapper: there will be no napping!!
Tokoyami: why does he take everything so literally?!
Katsuki: we will never know.
V. Shoto: so you're taking me somewhere alone. Far away from my friends and family where no one can find me?
V. Kidnapper: exactly.
V. Shoto: sound perfect.
V. Kidnapper: what- kid are you okay?
V. Shoto: I like to say that I am.
Class 1a: ExCuSe Me WhAt-
V. Kidnapper: it's just that you're so boring and sad. What if I kill you right here?
V. Shoto: I welcome death with open arms.
Aizawa: WHAT?!
Katsuki: 'Shoto baby no. Oh god no.'
The rest off class 1a: O-O
V. Kidnapper: oh my god you're driving me crazy.
V. Shoto: no your driving I'm napping.
V. Kidnapper: you're not napping this is not a nap!!
V. Shoto: it is now.
V. Kidnapper: you know what I'm just going to kill you right here and right now! Are you even listening to me?!
V. Shoto: *very loud obviously fake snore*
Twice: GeT iNtO tHaT cLaSs ROom!
Shoto: Nu!
Shigaraki: *pulls him into the classroom* there.
Shoto: soMeOne EnD mE-
Twice: nah if I'm staying around you are staying around. Also Taz likes you.
Shoto: true. True. I wish that kidnapper just shot me right there and then-
Dabi: Shoto no.
Katsuki: 'Darling don't you even fucking dare about killing yourself or I will find a way to bring you back and end you again.'
Kirishima: Bakubro you're crying-
Katsuki: no I'm not stfu.
