If Kiri and Katsuki met a Karen. + protective Kami and Shoto

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Katsuki: I'm going shopping anyone coming?

Kirishima: I'll come!

Katsuki: okay.

-when they get to the shop-

Natsuo: *being an idiot on an aisle while Fuyumi ignores him*

The whole Karasuno volleyball team: *getting stuff to eat for after practice*

Light: *buying apples and buying cake for L* 'I'm the best.'

Hawks: *buying stuff for the chicks he has adopted into the family*

The LOV: *pushing each other around in trolleys/shopping carts*

The general public: 'what the actual fuck-'

Kirishima: weird question Bakubro but if you decided to be trans what would change your name to? That's if you decided to change your name?

Katsuki: hmm. I don't know. Kate? Idk maybe.

Kirishima: cool. I'd change my name to Kylee.

Katsuki: nice.

Meh: *appears* I changed my name to Clay. UwU. I mean I didn't have to but I wanted to. *disappears*

Some Karen: 'trans isn't real! I'll leave it this time.'

(I have a trans friend and I know another trans person. :3)

Tokoyami, Jirou and Shoto: *being idiots while looking at band stuff*

Kaminari: *vibing*

Katsuki: so why do you like Kaminari?

Kirishima: well he is funny, kind, caring and just wants the best for all of us!

Karen: 'that's it!' *walks over* excuse me.

Katsuki: you are excused.

Kirishima: *elbows him* sorry are we in your way?

Karen: no. But there is something in your way blocking you from Jesus.

Dark: yeah you. *stood behind her*

Karen: ._. And that's your gayness.

Kirishima: 'great a Karen'

Katsuki: 'imma blow a bitches head off!'

Kirishima: so? I don't care. I'd rather love who I want to then leave the people I truly love behind.

Karen: well being gay is disgusting. What about you young man? You have a girlfriend?

Katsuki: no. I'm not with anyone. But I'm gay.

Karen: that's disgusting! You are both disgusting!! You both deserve to fail the hero test and go to hell!

Kaminari and Shoto: *appear out of nowhere* would you like to repeat that?

Karen: they're both gay and gay is a sin-

Kaminari: I'm gay you h*e!

Shoto: and I'm pan.

Karen: Pan doesn't exist.

Shoto: it sure does.

Kirishima and Katsuki: 'oh damn they are angryyyyyy! Someone is gonna die-'

Karen: No it do- *gets impaled by ice then drops to the floor dead*

Shoto and Light: *high five* team work.

Kirishima: what-

Katsuki: ....... I'm so confused-

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