Sero: Mina. Mina. Mina. Mina. Mina. Mina. Mina. Mina.
Mina: what?
Sero: you're pretty.
Mina: *embarrassed noises* shut up-
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Tsuyu: I look fat
Momo and Iida: *dramatic gasp*
Tsuyu: O-O
Momo: you look amazing don't think like that!
Tsuyu: Þ:
Iida: *gives her a speech about how she is beautiful*
Tsuyu: UwU
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Toga: Dabi tell Natsuo he is a dickhead
Dabi: he is literally sat right next to you-
Toga: well we fell out-
Dabi: you two are literally holding hands-
Toga: your point?
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Shinso: so why do you remind Tokoyami about whatever it was?
Aoyama: because his reaction his funny.
Shinso: I must admit him just falling off his chair was funny-
Aoyama: see.
Monoma: oh well in class 1b we often throw shit at Kevin.
Aoyama: who's Kevin?
Monoma: AYO KEVIN! *throws something at Kevin*
Aoyama: that's Kevin-
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Enji: dad why are daddy's nightmares so bad?
Shigaraki: I honestly don't know.
Dabi: what you talking about?
Shigaraki: sharks-
Enji: no we-
Shigaraki: *glares at him*
Enji: yeah. Exactly.
Dabi: okay. *kisses Enji's forehead*
Enji: where you going?
Dabi: somewhere. Now you behave-
Enji: me or him.
Dabi: both of you. *kisses Shigaraki before leaving*
Enji: yuck-
Shigaraki: oh shut up-
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Twice: *yeets into class 1a* *slaps Deku*
Deku: what was that for?!
Twice: you toucha da child.
Deku: what-
Twice: *pulls out a random picture of him and Shoto* you toucha da child!
Dabi: *yeets in* whose toucha da child.
Twice: *points at Deku*
The LOV: *slap Deku and yeet off*
Deku: O-O
Katsuki: HAH!
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Shoto: what is gayer? The LGBTQ+ or what these two have going on- *points at Aoyama and Tokoyami*
Katsuki: what about them two- *points at Monoma and Shinso*
Shoto: hmmmmmm. They're pretty gay--
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All Might: I am-
Shigaraki: Here.
All Might: •-•
Shigaraki: I've heard that way too many times-
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-on the train-
Toga and Natsuo: *looking at memes on Natsuo's phone*
Some perv guy: *touching Toga's arms and legs*
Toga: *switches seats with Natsuo* *gives Toga his phone* *makes sure no one is watching and beats up the guy*
Dabi, Shigaraki and Twice: *watching in the distance* HAH that's what you get bItCh-
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Mina: wait hold up. Why is there a kid in the classroom-?
Enji: *waves* heyo.
Shoto: Enji what are you doing here?
Enji: Uncle Shoto!! *runs over and hugs him*
Shoto: *hugs him back*
Mina: you're an Uncle-?
Shoto: indeed.
Mina: cewl. Cewl.
