Toga: *sat in Natsuo's room*
Natsuo: *kicks his door open* Toooogggaaaaaa
Toga: 'shit.' Get into bed-
Natsuo: anything fOr you! *flops on his bed*
Toga: now sleep
Natsuo: bUt I wAnNa SeE yOuR fAcE
Toga: you can see it tomorrow when you get a hangover.
Natsuo: but I wanna see it nowwwww.
Toga: no. Now go the fuck to sleep.
Natsuo: naught gIrl. That was very bAd languagE!
Toga: I don't care. Go to sleep.
Natsuo: fineeeeeeeeeeeee. Cuddles-?
Toga: I don't see why not. *flops next to him*
Natsuo: *hugs her* UwU
Toga: heh.
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Mitsuki: SON GET THE FRONT DOOR! IM A BIT BUSY RIGHT NOW!
Katsuki: FINE YOU OLD HAG! *opens the door* Hello- Shoto. What the-
Shoto: *collapses*
Katsuki: *catches him* wtf?! *brings him in the house and locks the door* *picks him up, walks to the couch and lays him down*
Mitsuki: who was it- *sees Shoto* oh god. 'My future son-in-law!' *walks over* what happened?
Katsuki: no idea. I opened the door then BoOm he collapsed.
Mitsuki: is he unconscious-?
Katsuki: no idea. Icyhot if you can hear us open your goddamn eyes.
Shoto: *no response*
Mitsuki: I wonder what happened. I'll get some things to warm him up. You check for any wounds.
Katsuki: YOU want ME to check him for wounds. What if he wakes up?! How am I meant to explain that?!
Mitsuki: do it quickly then!
Katsuki: FINE!
Mitsuki: *walks off*
-a few minutes later-
Katsuki: I can't believe you made me check for wounds, clean and bandage his wounds and change his hoodie to one of mine.
Mitsuki: I couldn't leave him in his wet hoodie he would of got a cold.
Katsuki: yeah but you didn't have to make me do everything! Also he needs to eat more
Mitsuki: what do you mean?
Katsuki: he didn't eat for a full month and I'm starting to think he is only eating a little bit per day.
Mitsuki: oh god. I'll make him something when he wakes up. What does he like?
Katsuki: cold soba.
Mitsuki: why cold?
Katsuki: *shrugs*
-like an hour later-
Shoto: *wakes up*
Katsuki: thank god you're awake.
Shoto: what happened?
Katsuki: I opened the door and you collapsed.
Shoto: oh.
Katsuki: my mom is making food for you and you're gonna eat it whether you want to or not.
Shoto: okay.
Mitsuki: *walks in* Hello Shoto. I see you are awake.
Shoto: yeah. I'm sorry for coming around unexpectedly. My mom broke into the house and I just ran away because I'm not mentally strong enough to deal with her.
Mitsuki: I heard about the divorce. What did she do anyway?
Shoto: said something that made me not eat, burnt my face, gave me multiple ice burns and the list goes on.
Mitsuki: ok god. How dare she treat her own son like that.
Katsuki: 'bruh-'
Mitsuki: would you like cold soba?
Shoto: yes please.
Mitsuki: okay then. *walks off* 'I like this kid. Meh son better ask him out soon or I'm going to lose it.'
Katsuki: you.
Shoto: me?
Katsuki: yes you.
Shoto: what did I do-?
Katsuki: not necessarily what did you do but who did that to your stomach
Shoto: what the- oh. As I said my mom came and I left. I think that gives you enough information.
Katsuki: imma kill the bitch.
-after eating-
Shoto: thank you.
Mitsuki: you're welcome. Why don't you two go upstairs.
Katsuki: okay. Shoto can you stand?
Shoto: I think so-
Katsuki: I'll just pick you up it's easier. *picks him up and walks to his room* *puts Shoto on his bed* so do you want to sleep or do you want to do something? *hiding all his Shoto stuff*
Shoto: I don't know. *lays down*
-doorbell goes off-
Katsuki: ffs. OLD HAG WHO IS IT?!
Mitsuki: ITS DEKU-
Katsuki: DON'T LET HIM IN!!
Mitsuki: I WASN'T PLANNING ON LETTING HIM IN ANYWAY!
Katsuki: good. Because I might just blow him up if I see his ugly ass face.
Shoto: woah calm down.
Katsuki: no. He is a bitch.
Shoto: you're not wrong-
Katsuki: so you sleeping or no?
Shoto: hmm.
Katsuki: look at the time 1 am. You're gonna sleep. Now. *puts the covers over him* Sleep.
Shoto: you need to sleep too.
Katsuki: I'll sleep on the floor.
Shoto: no. Get in this bed right now.
Katsuki: but you-
Shoto: shut up and get in the bed
Katsuki: fine. *gets in the bed and lays on his side facing Shoto* did you ever share a bed with Deku?
Shoto: no. He would always make me sleep on the floor or on the couch.
Katsuki: 'fucking nerd. Imma beat his ass' well that nerd is an asshole. Now go to sleep.
Shoto: fine.
(And then they fell asleep. :3)
